Wednesday, June 10, 2009

future senator seeks individual for sexual congress

FTM guy in town for a couple nights on business looking for a frisky intern with whom to get down to business. Drinks first?

All queers are cool--I'm rather toppy, so if you're on the bottomy end of the spectrum, all the better.

I'm: White, 5'9" friendly, creative and professional. You: tell me

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Date: 2009-06-10, 6:32PM EDT
Location: dupont circle
PostingID: 1215418625

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cas/1215418625.html

open*open*open

Position available.

My boyfriend
Hiring Organization: Your's truely
Starting Date: ASAP
Position Description: My Girlfriend/Lover

Short and long-term programs available that could work into a permanent position. I am a non-profit organization that offers environmental enrichment, entertainment, mental frustration, happiness, and affection to qualified applicants. I am currently located in Portland area, but that is subject to change. Your work will include various tasks as outlined in the official job description. Very few terms of the position are negotiable, but counter-offers will be considered. The work is labor intensive & the hours are long, the payment is bad. The work is difficult and can be stressful, but the rewards are great!

Qualifications/Experience:
I am looking for a very special person. Only people who are very serious and passionate about this position should apply. You must be friendly and have good communication skills, work well with others and have the ability to lead others as well as follow. You can be even-tempered and down to earth, but it is not required. Your own transportation is not required, but is recommended. Intern positions could lead to a permanent position as my boyfriend. Due to fire insurance & health considerations, I am unable to consider applicants who are into drug

Salary/funding:
There is none. Full-time boyfriend will be paid in affection. Support provided for internship/volunteer positions (travel, meals) is available at this time. A photo of myself will be provided to applicants that send me one first. In addition, room and board are provided in the form of “sleep over’s” a couple of nights a week if desired. .

Term of Appointment:
6 weeks or longer

Application Deadline: Ongoing
Comments:
To apply, respond by email with a letter of intent, photo and some information about why you are qualified for the position.

Job Description
Title: My boyfriend/Lover FLSA Status: Nonexempt Report to: Girlfriend(Me)

Job Summary: Schedules and/or participates in social interactions with Boyfriend, moral and/or emotional support of girlfriend, participates in intimacy with Girlfriend (only), constructive criticism of girlfriends questionable ideas, amusement and intellectual stimulation for Girlfriend.

Duties and responsibilities may include, but are not limited to:

Answers telephone and provides information/conversation to Girlfriend.
Greets girlfriend and directs physical contact to appropriate body parts (i.e., kiss on the mouth).
Composes and types routine correspondence and memoranda using a computer and/or cellular phone.
Keeps secrets, but not "from" girlfriend.
Establishes and maintains affinitive bonds through physical contact and/or other methods.
Occasional compliments or reassurance during times of emotional strife, or various other times of insecurity.
Spends time with girlfriend and likes it.
Participates in occasional field trips, wild goose chases, vacations, jungle outings, and/or other bad ideas.
Works in conjunction with girlfriend to accomplish various tasks.
Performs other related duties as required.

Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities (established by Girlfriend)

Knowledge and respect of a womens anatomy.
Knowledge and/or genuine interest in subject matters that Girlfriend finds intriguing.
Interpersonal skills.
Ability to kiss well.
Ability to make Girlfriend laugh.
Ability to tolerate and/or interact with difficult and/or irrational individuals (i.e., Girlfriend).
Ability to provide occasional piggy back rides.
Ability to establish priorities, work independently, and proceed with objectives without supervision.
Ability to handle and resolve recurring problems.

Special Requirements (established by Girlfriend) willing to work overtime, holidays, and weekends as requested by Girlfriend. Occasional travel may be necessary.
• Strong work ethic and enthusiasm for boyfriend position.
• Occasional public declaration or support of public declaration of Girlfriend relationship status.
• Willingness to accept being referred to as “boyfriend” in multiple forms of communication (i.e., verbal conversation, electronic discourse, sign language, photographs, etc.) without cringing, gagging, or experiencing other discomfort.
• Willingness to participate in sexual monogamy while in boyfriend position.
• Willingness to express position resignation and/or renegotiation directly and promptly with Girlfriend.

Additional information requested to pre-qualify:

Date: 2009-06-06, 9:58PM EDT
PostingID: 1209147964

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/1209147964.html

Seeking to help a college girl

Are you a college student, intern or young lady that is having trouble making ends meet in this expensive city? Are you working as a waitress, retail clerck or one of those low paying jobs? Maybe we can help each other. I am looking for a lady under 27 yrs old, white, asian or latina, ht/wt proportionate, decent looking, drug and disease free for a mutually beneficial relationship. I am 5'8, 35 yrs, professional, ht/wt proportionate, drug and disease free. I am decent looking and a very normal guy. If you are comfortable with your sexuality and is interested in this offer, please email with your stats and a picture and let's get this arrangement started!

Date: 2009-06-08, 8:48AM EDT
Location: DMV
PostingID: 1210874502

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cas/1210874502.html

to the hott EIA intern

Man, I know this is a long shot, but I'm seriously hoping you're into dudes. You sit right by Mary Joyce (sorry) and are a slim black guy.

I'm 6'2/160/masculine/blond blue. I've seen you in the halls a lot, and I'd love to get lunch with you and get to know you. I'm not sketchy and really not all that experienced with guys. I know you're shy, but hit me up and we can start talking :).

Date: 2009-06-09, 8:08PM EDT
Location: DC
PostingID: 1213859168

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4m/1213859168.html

Twink looking

Hi i'm bi, 19, 120 lbs, five ft eight, 7.5 c

I'm love cuddling and giving and receiving oral : )

I'm looking for someone my age or a little bit older, i'm looking to do this tomorrow evening. You must host because I'm a summer intern here in D.C. and I live in a dorm setting so I must travel.

I have face/dick shots for trade

Date: 2009-06-09, 10:18PM EDT
Location: Union Station
PostingID: 1214030143

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4m/1214030143.html

Any Hill Interns need NSA head?

Skilled oral dude here, love to give slow wet head and looking for an intern on the Hill here for the summer who would love a regular setup or a one time thing. You come over, kick back, let me get to work. Excellent oral skills here and not looking for anything in return but the smile on your face. I'm white, normal guy, masculine, 5'7 HWP. Can host evenings & weekends.

Date: 2009-06-09, 10:40PM EDT
Location: Capitol Hill
PostingID: 1214061668

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4m/1214061668.html

Oh, how that intern made some easy cash!

Last summer I had the nicest arrangement with her. She'd swing by my place once or twice a week, we'd have a glass of wine and chat, she'd strip down to her thong as I took off my pants, and she'd give me the most amazing blowjob. Then she'd leave with some extra cash. The whole thing "date" took less than 45 minutes, but it never felt rushed -- a totally rewarding experience for both of us. I was absolutely respectful of her, and she was sweet as pie to me.

She's not in DC this summer, and I simply cannot find a replacement for her. If you're an intern, college student, or an office worker under 25, email me and maybe we can have the same type of arrangement as I had with my intern last summer. BTW, I am a squeaky clean good-looking SWM. I'm in great shape and easy to get along with. I'd love to hear from you, and all ages, shapes, and sizes will be considered.

Date: 2009-06-10, 10:26AM EDT
PostingID: 1214525509

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cas/1214525509.html